What I'm Watching This Weekend

This is what I’ll be (and consequently you should be) watching this weekend. Unfortunately both the NBA and NHL wrapped up their seasons this week, so MLB will have to suffice until football starts in September. Congrats to the Miami Heat and Hartford Whalers (wink/wink) on their titles.

Friday:

Try to catch The Soup on E! and Best Week Ever on VH1 for your weekend fix of pop culture commentary. I’d also watch Web Junk if they tossed out Patrice Oneal. Traditionally Fridays are slow television nights and even more traditionally summers are slow for television, so you do the math for Summer Fridays.

Saturday:

Saturdays have always sucked for T.V (unless it’s some kind of sports). You should probably go out or something.

Sunday:

Repeats or not Sundays used to belong to The Simpson’s, which I quit watching like 3 years ago. So if there’s a new episode of that on you should probably watch it, I honestly have no idea. Instead of watching any T.V before 10 o’clock on Sunday, I’ll probably be wondering what’s going to happen on Entourage on HBO at 10. Will Aquaman break the record for the biggest opening ever? Will Ari finally get a blowjob from his wife? Will Turtle screw that chick he thought was in high school? Only one of these questions will probably be answered on Sunday, but you should watch anyway.

btw, Lucky Louie and Tourgasm are on afterwards, so yeah whatever.